Ancho Jones
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EVIDENCE OF MY POWER
I drive my own car.
I am incredibly dapper.
I have unlimited access to toys .
Cats adore me.
I get to sleep all day.
Dogs fear me.
I control their children!
They ply me with libation
They parade proudly with me
They dance ecstatically with me
They rock out with me
They venerate me
I get to live an utter life of decadence
Potential for demon possession! Beware!
I AM THE SNOW BEAST! FEAR ME!